Hard Pore Corn

March 13, 2006

Here comes the sun…

Filed under: Life in Bangalore

This claimer: This post is entirely written in jest and does not mean any offence to any one person or a group of people in particular .

Well the post has nothing do with the title. Just felt like squeezing in a Beatles’ number into one of my posts. The sun part however came because of the fact that I went to a restaurant on Saturday evening. Or was it Friday. But we shouldn’t really entrap ourselves in timelines so much. What is more important is the revelation that I had. Bangalore has a place for gays…erm or should I say the homosexually inclined…to hang out.

According to Pehelwan, who heard from a very reliable source, the place is run by and, as we realized slowly as the evening progressed, for gays. Should have guessed the moment I saw the bottle of Evian on each table. Every couple that walked in was horribly lop-sided as regards sex. Most of them were firangs. I kept eyeing the place in total enchantment after I was given to understand this little piece of information. It was very tastefully decorated. What’s more…they even had really nice music playing. I don’t wanna sound like a discriminating asshole, but gays clearly have the best taste in absolutely anything.

I kept waiting for the waiters to break into an impromptu "YMCA" performance but was left dissatisfied on that front. Had some red wine which made the evening a bit more fun than the usual teetotaller nights we have. Also it made the food, which wasn’t anything great…yes even the apple pie, easy to gulp.

All in all a fun evening. If you aren’t too hungry and are in the mood for some expensive fun…do try this place for sure. I hear their Philadelphia (another gay connection) Cheese Cake is the real thing.



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