Oh…baby doll
There’s this extremely hilarious advertisement on the radio these days. It’s for Lux Body Wash. It starts off with an extremely horny character reaching a wrong number and the phone is answered by a bored housewife-like person having nothing better to do on a lazy sunday afternoon.
Horny Middle Aged Guy (HMAG): Hello, is this baby doll?
Despo Housewife (DH): Baby doll?…ummm, yes. This is baby doll.
HMAG: Baby doll….let’s talk about s*bleep*x.
DH: Oh yes. Would you like to take a shower with me?
HMAG: Oh sure, baby doll.
DH: Alright. We’re now in the shower. The water’s wetting my body.
HMAG: Ohhhh…….baby dooollll (ok it’s getting redundant now) I wish I was there with you!
DH: Ummm….I put some Lux body wash on my loofah. It feels so nice. (First signs of this actually being an advertisement surface)
HMAG: Ohhh….baby doll. (there he goes again)
DH: My body smells so nice. It feels so soft.
HMAG: Oh baby doll (someone get this guy a thesaurus or pick up lines for dummies)….baby doll you’ve got so much s*bleep*x appeal.
DH: You mean Lux appeal? I’m no Baby Doll. I’m Laxmi Godbole. And whenever I feel excited I don’t reach for the phone. I reach for the new Lux soft body wash.
After this a guy launches into some explanation of how Lux body wash can do wonders for your skin and rounds up with a quick "The Lux Appeal". I think I will give my dog a wash with this thing. Now only if someone would sell me a dog. Heel boy, heel 
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